Collection: Cow AvoTaurs

Half cow, half avocado, all unapologetic icon—the Avotaur strides confidently through the realms of myth and brunch like she owns them (because she does). With the grace of a centaur, the gaze of a goddess, and a torso that is literally an avocado—complete with a perfectly placed pit—she is the embodiment of surreal strength and smooth sass.

Her lush green limbs are powerful yet poised, and her horned bovine head is framed by soft waves of guac-hued hair. She doesn’t just moo—she manifests.

🌿 Perfect for: Those who dare to mix mysticism with flavor, believe brunch is sacred, and know that femininity can be fierce, plant-based, and legendary.