Some shirts make a statement. This one starts a conversation. Meet the Avotaur, the legendary avocado-centaur-cow hybrid that no one asked for—but everyone needs. This ultra-soft V-neck tee blends mythology, surreal humor, and farm-to-fashion fabulousness into one utterly unique design.
Features:
✅ Flattering V-Neck Fit: Shows just enough collarbone to make even an Avotaur jealous.
✅ Soft & Breezy Fabric: So lightweight and comfy, you’ll forget you’re wearing a majestic avocado cow on your chest.
✅ Bold, High-Quality Print: Crisp, vibrant design that lasts longer than an actual avocado’s ripeness window.
✅ Conversation Starter: Be prepared for compliments, stares, and existential questions about how and why this creature exists.
🌿 Perfect for: Mythology buffs, avocado enthusiasts, centaur lovers, and anyone who enjoys confusing the general public.
🛒 Get yours now before the Avotaur gallops off into legend! 🚀🥑🐄
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
