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Cow Avotaur Cropped Hoodie – Serving Myth, Moo, and Midriff πŸ₯‘πŸ„πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

Cow Avotaur Cropped Hoodie – Serving Myth, Moo, and Midriff πŸ₯‘πŸ„πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

Regular price $36.00 USD
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Forged in the fires of ancient brunch magic, this Cow Avotaur cropped hoodie is not just apparelβ€”it’s battlewear for the divine. With a body of ripe perfection and the gaze of a warrior queen, the Cow Avotaur stands proud on your chest, reminding the world that power comes in many formsβ€”some of them green and buttery.

This isn’t a hoodie. It’s a prophecy fulfilled.

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πŸ”₯ Features of the Chosen Garment:

βœ… Celestial Fleece Comfort – As soft as freshly mashed avocado, as cozy as a myth reborn
βœ… Heroic Crop Fit – Show your strength, your midriff, and your allegiance to the Guaclands
βœ… Emblazoned with the Cow Avotaur – Half cow, half avocado, fully legendary
βœ… Dramatic Hood – Worn up when casting spells, down when breaking hearts

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🌿 Best Worn By: Avocado priestesses, brunch Valkyries, surrealist queens, and those who don’t walkβ€”they stride.

πŸ›’ Summon yours now and answer the call of the pit. Glory awaits. πŸ₯‘βš”οΈπŸ‘‘

β€’ 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
β€’ Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/ydΒ² (220.39 g/mΒ²)
β€’ Dyed-to-match drawstrings
β€’ Dropped shoulder cut
β€’ Cropped body with a raw hem
β€’ Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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