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Cow Avotaur Cropped Hoodie β Serving Myth, Moo, and Midriff π₯ππββοΈ
Cow Avotaur Cropped Hoodie β Serving Myth, Moo, and Midriff π₯ππββοΈ
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Forged in the fires of ancient brunch magic, this Cow Avotaur cropped hoodie is not just apparelβitβs battlewear for the divine. With a body of ripe perfection and the gaze of a warrior queen, the Cow Avotaur stands proud on your chest, reminding the world that power comes in many formsβsome of them green and buttery.
This isnβt a hoodie. Itβs a prophecy fulfilled.
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π₯ Features of the Chosen Garment:
β Celestial Fleece Comfort β As soft as freshly mashed avocado, as cozy as a myth reborn
β Heroic Crop Fit β Show your strength, your midriff, and your allegiance to the Guaclands
β Emblazoned with the Cow Avotaur β Half cow, half avocado, fully legendary
β Dramatic Hood β Worn up when casting spells, down when breaking hearts
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πΏ Best Worn By: Avocado priestesses, brunch Valkyries, surrealist queens, and those who donβt walkβthey stride.
π Summon yours now and answer the call of the pit. Glory awaits. π₯βοΈπ
β’ 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
β’ Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/ydΒ² (220.39 g/mΒ²)
β’ Dyed-to-match drawstrings
β’ Dropped shoulder cut
β’ Cropped body with a raw hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This isnβt a hoodie. Itβs a prophecy fulfilled.
βΈ»
π₯ Features of the Chosen Garment:
β Celestial Fleece Comfort β As soft as freshly mashed avocado, as cozy as a myth reborn
β Heroic Crop Fit β Show your strength, your midriff, and your allegiance to the Guaclands
β Emblazoned with the Cow Avotaur β Half cow, half avocado, fully legendary
β Dramatic Hood β Worn up when casting spells, down when breaking hearts
βΈ»
πΏ Best Worn By: Avocado priestesses, brunch Valkyries, surrealist queens, and those who donβt walkβthey stride.
π Summon yours now and answer the call of the pit. Glory awaits. π₯βοΈπ
β’ 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
β’ Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/ydΒ² (220.39 g/mΒ²)
β’ Dyed-to-match drawstrings
β’ Dropped shoulder cut
β’ Cropped body with a raw hem
β’ Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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