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Cow Avotaur Muscle Tank – For Those Who Flex with Flavor πŸ₯‘πŸ„πŸ’ͺ✨

Cow Avotaur Muscle Tank – For Those Who Flex with Flavor πŸ₯‘πŸ„πŸ’ͺ✨

Regular price $20.00 USD
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She’s half cow, half avocado, and all legend. This women’s muscle tank doesn’t just showcase a mythical dairy beast with a heart of gold (pit)β€”it unleashes her energy directly into your soul… and your delts.

The Cow Avotaur is here in full forceβ€”leafy limbs, bovine beauty, and a pit so powerful, it’s rumored to ripen fruit on sight. Whether you’re lifting, lounging, or leading a sacred brunch rebellion, this top is built for power, comfort, and unapologetic weirdness.

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βš”οΈ Features of the Divine Cut:

βœ… Ultra-Soft, Breathable Fabric – Feels like it was spun from clouds and guac dreams
βœ… Sleeveless Freedom – Full range of motion for reps, rituals, or righteous poses
βœ… Bold Avotaur Print – Featuring the original cow queen of the Guaclands
βœ… Longline, Relaxed Fit – Drapes like a robe of avocado royalty

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🌿 Perfect for: Gym witches, brunch knights, bovine believers, and any woman who isn’t afraid to flex her myth.

β€’ 65% polyester, 35% viscose
β€’ Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
β€’ Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
β€’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yΒ² (142 g/mΒ²)
β€’ Relaxed fit
β€’ Low cut armholes
β€’ Curved bottom hem
β€’ Side seams
β€’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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