Cow Avotaur T-Shirt – The Majestic Avocado-Cow Hybrid You Never Knew You Needed 🥑🐄✨

Step aside, ordinary fashion—the Avotaur has arrived. Half avocado, half cow, and 100% a bizarre stroke of genius, this ultra-soft graphic tee is proof that nature, mythology, and questionable design choices can work in perfect harmony. Whether you wear it to brunch, the gym, or a secret cult meeting dedicated to avocado-based cryptids, this shirt will turn heads, spark conversations, and possibly summon a herd of mystical dairy-fruit creatures.

Features:

✅ Ridiculously Soft Fabric: So comfortable, you’ll feel like you’re wrapped in the gentle embrace of an Avocaur’s hooves.

✅ Fit: Designed for humans, mythical beings, and sentient avocados alike.

✅ Bold & Durable Print: The high-quality design stays vibrant, even if you wear it while running through an enchanted guacamole field.

✅ Absurdly Legendary Design: Featuring the Avotaur in all its surreal, hoofed, and pit-filled glory.

🌿 Perfect for: Mythology buffs, avocado addicts, centaur enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys making strangers deeply confused.

🛒 Get yours now before the Avotaur disappears into folklore—or onto a fancy toast. 🚀🥑🐄

- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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