This hoodie doesnβt whisper comfortβit shouts it through a megaphone dipped in guac. Featuring a retro-strong, rubber hose avocado straight out of a 1930s cartoon fever dream, itβs your new favorite layer of cozy chaos.
With buff limbs, a bold pit, and a smile that says βI liftβ¦ emotionally and physically,β this vintage avo-icon is here to turn heads, crack smiles, and possibly bench press a whole fruit bowl.
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π§’ Features:
β Supreme Comfort: Soft fleece lining, perfect for heroic lounging or cartoonish flexing
β Vintage Vibes: Bold distressed art with classic halftone charm
β Unisex Fit: For all genders and avocado appreciators
β Conversation Starter: Prepare for compliments, questions, and possibly fan mail
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πΏ Perfect for: Retro lovers, brunch champions, cartoon collectors, and anyone with absurdly strong snack energy.
π Put on the pit. Be the pulp. Flex the folklore. π₯π₯
β’ 100% cotton face
β’ 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
β’ Front pouch pocket
β’ Self-fabric patch on the back
β’ Matching flat drawstrings
β’ 3-panel hood
β’ Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
