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Dragacado Women's T-Shirt – Wear the Legend, Wield the Power 🥑🐉🔥
Dragacado Women's T-Shirt – Wear the Legend, Wield the Power 🥑🐉🔥
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Dragacado T-Shirt – Wear the Legend, Wield the Power 🥑🐉🔥
Some wear shirts. Others wear prophecies. The Dragacado T-Shirt is not just fabric—it’s a symbol of power, mystery, and the eternal quest for the perfectly ripe avocado. With the legendary Dragacado emblazoned across your chest, you carry the energy of an ancient guardian, a force of nature, and a protector of good fats.
It is said that those who wear this shirt gain:
🔥 Enhanced Avocado Senses – Never again suffer an underripe disaster.
🔥 The Strength of a Dragon – Or at least the confidence of someone who knows their guac is superior.
🔥 Mystical Aura – People will sense your power. They may not understand it, but they will respect it.
Features of This Sacred Garment:
✅ Soft as Avocado Flesh, Strong as Dragon Scales – Lightweight, breathable, and ready for battle (or brunch).
✅ The Sigil of the Dragacado – A design infused with mythical energy and high-quality print magic.
✅ Fit for Warriors & Snack Enthusiasts Alike – A cut that’s flattering, comfortable, and undeniably legendary.
✅ Guaranteed Not to Betray You – Unlike your last avocado, this print won’t fade, rot, or deceive you.
✅ Versatile for Any Quest – Wear it to the gym, to brunch, or when summoning the perfect avocado toast.
🌿 Perfect for: Myth hunters, guacamole guardians, brunch warriors, and anyone who refuses to accept unripe avocados as fate.
🛒 Claim yours now—before the Dragacado retreats into legend once more. 🚀🥑🔥✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Some wear shirts. Others wear prophecies. The Dragacado T-Shirt is not just fabric—it’s a symbol of power, mystery, and the eternal quest for the perfectly ripe avocado. With the legendary Dragacado emblazoned across your chest, you carry the energy of an ancient guardian, a force of nature, and a protector of good fats.
It is said that those who wear this shirt gain:
🔥 Enhanced Avocado Senses – Never again suffer an underripe disaster.
🔥 The Strength of a Dragon – Or at least the confidence of someone who knows their guac is superior.
🔥 Mystical Aura – People will sense your power. They may not understand it, but they will respect it.
Features of This Sacred Garment:
✅ Soft as Avocado Flesh, Strong as Dragon Scales – Lightweight, breathable, and ready for battle (or brunch).
✅ The Sigil of the Dragacado – A design infused with mythical energy and high-quality print magic.
✅ Fit for Warriors & Snack Enthusiasts Alike – A cut that’s flattering, comfortable, and undeniably legendary.
✅ Guaranteed Not to Betray You – Unlike your last avocado, this print won’t fade, rot, or deceive you.
✅ Versatile for Any Quest – Wear it to the gym, to brunch, or when summoning the perfect avocado toast.
🌿 Perfect for: Myth hunters, guacamole guardians, brunch warriors, and anyone who refuses to accept unripe avocados as fate.
🛒 Claim yours now—before the Dragacado retreats into legend once more. 🚀🥑🔥✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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