Not everyone is worthy of wearing this shirt. Only those who walk the path of the ripe and the ready. The Dragacado Men’s T-Shirt is not just clothing—it is a declaration of power, a sigil of wisdom, and an unshakable commitment to superior guacamole.
Legend tells of a dragon, forged in the fires of the Guaclands, its golden pit pulsing with ancient energy. It is said that those who wear the Dragacado’s mark are granted:
🔥 The Strength of the Vine – Your grip will never fail you, whether on a dumbbell or an avocado toast.
🔥 The Sight of the Ripe – You shall know, without question, when the avocado is perfect.
🔥 The Aura of the Mythic – You will not need to explain your power. People will feel it.
Features of This Legendary Garment:
✅ Soft as a Cloud, Strong as a Dragon’s Wing – Made from premium fabric that breathes like a whisper but holds like a warrior’s armor.
✅ The Crest of the Dragacado – A high-quality print infused with the wisdom of the ancients and a little bit of flex.
✅ A Fit for Warriors – Not too tight, not too loose—crafted for those who stand between chaos and the perfect guac.
✅ Immune to Betrayal – Unlike your last avocado, this shirt won’t suddenly turn on you overnight.
✅ Versatile for Every Battle – Wear it to the gym, to brunch, or while standing in the grocery aisle, testing avocados with your newfound power.
🌿 Perfect for: Myth seekers, brunch alphas, avocado knights, and anyone unafraid to wield the might of the Dragacado.
🛒 Claim yours now—before the Dragacado returns to its slumber for another thousand years. 🚀🥑🔥✨
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
