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Dragacado Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt – Worn by the Keepers of the Eternal Ripeness 🥑🐉🔥
Dragacado Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt – Worn by the Keepers of the Eternal Ripeness 🥑🐉🔥
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This isn’t just a long sleeve shirt. It’s armor. A sacred garment crafted for those who walk the path of strength, wisdom, and perfectly timed avocado ripeness. Legends speak of the Dragacado, the mythical guardian of the Guaclands, and those who wear its sigil are said to be blessed with unmatched power and impeccable taste.
It is written in the scrolls of the Avocado Order that those who don this long sleeve shall be granted:
🔥 The Endurance of the Vine – Premium fabric that keeps you warm without sacrificing mobility.
🔥 The Sight of the Ripe – You will instinctively know when an avocado is perfect—never too hard, never too mushy.
🔥 The Aura of the Chosen One – Others will sense your power. They may not understand it, but they will respect it.
Features of This Sacred Garment:
✅ Soft as Avocado Flesh, Strong as Dragon Scales – Lightweight, breathable, crafted for warriors of comfort and style.
✅ The Crest of the Dragacado – A high-quality emblem infused with the energy of ancient avocado guardians.
✅ Sleeves That Flow Like Legends – Long, fitted, and designed to keep you looking and feeling legendary.
✅ Durable & Immune to Betrayal – Unlike your last avocado, this shirt will not deceive you when you need it most.
✅ For Every Quest & Conquest – Wear it to the gym, to brunch, or while standing in the grocery store, silently judging those who don’t respect guacamole.
🌿 Perfect for: Avocado mystics, warriors of flavor, brunch champions, and anyone prepared to wield the legendary power of the Dragacado.
🛒 Claim your long sleeve now—before the Dragacado vanishes into the annals of history. 🚀🥑🔥✨
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It is written in the scrolls of the Avocado Order that those who don this long sleeve shall be granted:
🔥 The Endurance of the Vine – Premium fabric that keeps you warm without sacrificing mobility.
🔥 The Sight of the Ripe – You will instinctively know when an avocado is perfect—never too hard, never too mushy.
🔥 The Aura of the Chosen One – Others will sense your power. They may not understand it, but they will respect it.
Features of This Sacred Garment:
✅ Soft as Avocado Flesh, Strong as Dragon Scales – Lightweight, breathable, crafted for warriors of comfort and style.
✅ The Crest of the Dragacado – A high-quality emblem infused with the energy of ancient avocado guardians.
✅ Sleeves That Flow Like Legends – Long, fitted, and designed to keep you looking and feeling legendary.
✅ Durable & Immune to Betrayal – Unlike your last avocado, this shirt will not deceive you when you need it most.
✅ For Every Quest & Conquest – Wear it to the gym, to brunch, or while standing in the grocery store, silently judging those who don’t respect guacamole.
🌿 Perfect for: Avocado mystics, warriors of flavor, brunch champions, and anyone prepared to wield the legendary power of the Dragacado.
🛒 Claim your long sleeve now—before the Dragacado vanishes into the annals of history. 🚀🥑🔥✨
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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