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Cow Avotaur Muscle Tank – For Those Who Flex with Flavor 🥑🐄💪✨
Cow Avotaur Muscle Tank – For Those Who Flex with Flavor 🥑🐄💪✨
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She’s half cow, half avocado, and all legend. This women’s muscle tank doesn’t just showcase a mythical dairy beast with a heart of gold (pit)—it unleashes her energy directly into your soul… and your delts.
The Cow Avotaur is here in full force—leafy limbs, bovine beauty, and a pit so powerful, it’s rumored to ripen fruit on sight. Whether you’re lifting, lounging, or leading a sacred brunch rebellion, this top is built for power, comfort, and unapologetic weirdness.
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⚔️ Features of the Divine Cut:
✅ Ultra-Soft, Breathable Fabric – Feels like it was spun from clouds and guac dreams
✅ Sleeveless Freedom – Full range of motion for reps, rituals, or righteous poses
✅ Bold Avotaur Print – Featuring the original cow queen of the Guaclands
✅ Longline, Relaxed Fit – Drapes like a robe of avocado royalty
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🌿 Perfect for: Gym witches, brunch knights, bovine believers, and any woman who isn’t afraid to flex her myth.
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Cow Avotaur is here in full force—leafy limbs, bovine beauty, and a pit so powerful, it’s rumored to ripen fruit on sight. Whether you’re lifting, lounging, or leading a sacred brunch rebellion, this top is built for power, comfort, and unapologetic weirdness.
⸻
⚔️ Features of the Divine Cut:
✅ Ultra-Soft, Breathable Fabric – Feels like it was spun from clouds and guac dreams
✅ Sleeveless Freedom – Full range of motion for reps, rituals, or righteous poses
✅ Bold Avotaur Print – Featuring the original cow queen of the Guaclands
✅ Longline, Relaxed Fit – Drapes like a robe of avocado royalty
⸻
🌿 Perfect for: Gym witches, brunch knights, bovine believers, and any woman who isn’t afraid to flex her myth.
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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