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Cow Avotaur Blanket – Wrap Yourself in Ripe Power 🥑🐄🛌🔥

Cow Avotaur Blanket – Wrap Yourself in Ripe Power 🥑🐄🛌🔥

Regular price $32.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $32.50 USD
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This isn’t just a blanket—it’s a myth you can nap in. Featuring the majestic Cow Avotaur—half bovine, half avocado, fully legendary—this ultra-soft layer of comfort was forged for those who rest like royalty and dream like warriors.

With her hooves planted in destiny and a golden pit pulsing at her core, the Cow Avotaur brings warmth, weirdness, and full-on cozy domination to your couch, bed, or ceremonial snacking throne.



💤 Features:

✅ Supreme Softness: Softer than a perfectly ripe avocado on a cloud
✅ Bold Avotaur Artwork: Printed edge-to-edge in stunning, surreal detail
✅ Oversized Comfort: Big enough for full wraps, burrito mode, or dramatic flops
✅ Machine Washable: Because legends shouldn’t be high-maintenance



🌿 Perfect for: Naps. Movie nights. Power lounging. And anyone who wants to be gently cradled by dairy-fruit mythology.

🛒 Wrap yourself in softness. Channel the cow. Embrace the pit. 🐄🥑✨
• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China
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