Wipe your mouth like a myth. These napkins aren’t just functional—they’re a divine paper tribute to the Avotaur, the half-cow, half-avocado creature of legend. With every dab, you honor the union of strength, absurdity, and snack-based sorcery.
Whether you’re cleaning up guac, crumbs, or the tears of those unworthy to wear the pit, this napkin says one thing:
“I eat like a legend, and I clean up like one too.”
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🌿 Perfect for: Epic feasts, surreal spreads, and brunches that get a little out of hand.
🛒 One napkin. Infinite power. Use wisely. 🐄🥑🔥
• 100% polyester
• Soft-to-the-touch broadcloth fabric
• 20″ x 20″ (50.8 cm x 50.8 cm)
• Printed top with non-printed white bottom
• Hemmed on all sides
