Brace yourself. The Avotaur has arrived, and it’s warmer, weirder, and more legendary than ever. Half avocado, half bovine, and 100% a conversation starter, this hoodie is your new go-to for comfort, style, and utterly confusing mythology.
Features:
🥑 Ultra-Soft Fabric: So cozy, you’ll feel like you’re wrapped in the gentle yet powerful embrace of an Avotaur.
🥑 Bold & Legendary Design: Showcasing the mighty Avotaur in all its hooved, pit-filled, and reality-defying glory.
🥑 Spacious Front Pocket: Perfect for storing avocados, keeping your hands warm, or hiding from existential questions about how this creature came to be.
🥑 Durable Print: High-quality design that lasts longer than the time it takes to regret eating an underripe avocado.
🥑 Drawstring Hood: Adjustable for when you need to retreat into your own mysterious Avotaur dimension.
🌿 Perfect for: Avocado obsessives, mythology buffs, hoodie enthusiasts, and anyone who wants to make people do a double take.
🛒 Get yours now before the Avotaur disappears into legend—or onto someone else’s toast! 🚀🥑🐂🔥
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
