This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a statement. A bold, confusing, and slightly magical declaration that you, yes YOU, believe in the power of the Avocorn—the mythical avocado-unicorn hybrid that defies all logic, reason, and nutritional guidelines. Soft, stylish, and guaranteed to turn heads (and possibly spark an avocado-based cult), this tee is your official uniform for a life filled with magic and mild chaos.
Features:
✅ Soft as an Overripe Avocado: Lightweight, breathable, and ready for all your legendary adventures.
✅ Flattering Fit: Designed to hug in all the right places—unlike an actual avocado, which does NOT want to be held.
✅ Absurdly Bold Avocorn Print: Because if you’re gonna wear an avocado unicorn, you might as well make it LOUD.
✅ Durable & Reality-Bending: High-quality print that lasts longer than your last attempt at keeping an avocado fresh.
? Perfect for: Dreamers, brunch royalty, chaos lovers, and anyone who enjoys making people deeply, deeply confused.
? Snag yours now before the Avocorn vanishes into another realm—or onto someone’s toast! ???✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
