This is no ordinary t-shirt. This is a declaration of chaos, magic, and absolute defiance against the laws of nature. The **Avocorn—the forbidden fusion of an avocado and a unicorn—**stares into your soul, daring you to embrace the absurd, to challenge convention, to accept that brunch may, in fact, be a portal to another dimension.
Wearing this shirt isn’t just about fashion. It’s about making a statement. A statement that says: 💥 I am not afraid of fruit-based mythological creatures. 💥 I believe in magic, even when it’s slightly ridiculous. 💥 I will not be bound by the limitations of normal clothing.
Features:
✅ Soft, Mythically Comfortable Fabric: So smooth, so breathable, you’ll swear it was woven by enchanted avocado druids. ✅ Flattering Fit: Because if you’re going to rock an Avocorn, you better look good doing it. ✅ Legendary Avocorn Print: High-quality ink capturing the creature’s deep, otherworldly stare. ✅ Durability Worthy of a Warrior: Unlike an avocado, this tee won’t betray you at the worst possible moment.
🌿 Perfect for: Mythology buffs, brunch warriors, avocado cultists, and anyone who enjoys confusing strangers in public.
🛒 Snag yours now before the Avocorn ascends to another plane of existence—or ends up in someone’s smoothie. 🚀🥑🦄🔥
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems • Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
