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Avocado Fairy Tank Top – Woven with the Threads of the Cosmos 🥑✨🔥
Avocado Fairy Tank Top – Woven with the Threads of the Cosmos 🥑✨🔥
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Before time was measured in days, before the first avocado was plucked from the sacred tree, there was the Avocado Fairy. A being of infinite wisdom, ethereal grace, and unshakable knowledge of when an avocado is truly ripe. Her presence is rare, her blessings fleeting—yet here, on this garment, she lingers, waiting for the one who is worthy.
This Avocado Fairy Tank Top is no mere fabric—it is an artifact, a conduit of magic, a relic from the ethereal Guaclands. Those who wear it are said to experience strange and powerful phenomena—avocados ripening at their command, toast never burning, and an unshakable aura of mythical charm. If you feel drawn to it, heed the call. Your destiny awaits.
Features of This Sacred Armor:
✅ Light as Fairy Wings, Strong as an Ancient Spell: Breathable, lightweight, and infused with the whispers of the enchanted avocado groves.
✅ Tailored for the Chosen Few: A fit that moves with you, whether you’re training your mortal form or summoning divine snacks.
✅ The Sigil of the Avocado Fairy: A mystical emblem of power, knowledge, and brunch supremacy.
✅ Blessed for Endurance: Unlike an avocado, this print will not fade, spoil, or betray you in the hour of need.
✅ Sweat-Wicking & Battle-Ready: Perfect for training, wandering the spirit realms, or communing with the Fairy Elders at brunch.
🌿 Perfect for: Avocado sages, fairy summoners, seekers of divine nourishment, and anyone who walks the path of the ripe and the ready.
🛒 Claim your mantle now—before the Avocado Fairy disappears into legend once more. 🚀🥑✨🔥
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This Avocado Fairy Tank Top is no mere fabric—it is an artifact, a conduit of magic, a relic from the ethereal Guaclands. Those who wear it are said to experience strange and powerful phenomena—avocados ripening at their command, toast never burning, and an unshakable aura of mythical charm. If you feel drawn to it, heed the call. Your destiny awaits.
Features of This Sacred Armor:
✅ Light as Fairy Wings, Strong as an Ancient Spell: Breathable, lightweight, and infused with the whispers of the enchanted avocado groves.
✅ Tailored for the Chosen Few: A fit that moves with you, whether you’re training your mortal form or summoning divine snacks.
✅ The Sigil of the Avocado Fairy: A mystical emblem of power, knowledge, and brunch supremacy.
✅ Blessed for Endurance: Unlike an avocado, this print will not fade, spoil, or betray you in the hour of need.
✅ Sweat-Wicking & Battle-Ready: Perfect for training, wandering the spirit realms, or communing with the Fairy Elders at brunch.
🌿 Perfect for: Avocado sages, fairy summoners, seekers of divine nourishment, and anyone who walks the path of the ripe and the ready.
🛒 Claim your mantle now—before the Avocado Fairy disappears into legend once more. 🚀🥑✨🔥
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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