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Women’s Muscle Tank – Strong, Ripe, and Slightly Ridiculous 🥑💪✨

Women’s Muscle Tank – Strong, Ripe, and Slightly Ridiculous 🥑💪✨

Regular price $20.00 USD
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This isn’t just a tank—it’s pure pulp-powered dominance. Featuring a rubber hose–style avocado hero with vintage vibes and biceps for days, this top is built for women who lift with sass, laugh at limits, and never forget their healthy fats.

The art is retro. The fit is modern. The energy? Deliciously chaotic.



💥 Features:

✅ Soft + Sweat-Ready: Lightweight, breathable fabric that moves with you
✅ Sleeveless Swagger: Show off those arms—Avocadiva approved
✅ High-Impact Art: 1930s cartoon flair meets 21st-century flex
✅ Loose Cut, Strong Vibes: A flattering fit that says “cute, but can crush you”



🌿 Perfect for: Gym queens, avocado stans, vintage cartoon villains, and anyone who lifts with a wink and a side of guac.

🛒 Fuel the flex. Honor the pit. Stay juicy. 🥑🔥

• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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