Mens Cow Avotaur Long Sleeve Shirt – Worn by the Ripe and the Relentless 🥑🐄⚔️

There are shirts… and then there are statements carved into cotton and chaos. This long sleeve tee bears the mark of the Cow Avotaur—a creature of muscle, myth, and golden-core power.

With hooves of purpose and an avocado torso that pulses with ancient energy, she’s not just a beast—she’s a force. And wearing her? That means you’re not afraid of the surreal, the strange, or the strangely powerful.

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💥 Features:

✅ All-Season Strength: Midweight, breathable cotton that’s soft but ready for action
✅ Epic Fit: Long sleeves for maximum mobility, layered power, or dramatic exits
✅ High-Impact Graphic: Featuring the legendary Cow Avotaur in full, pit-bearing glory
✅ Battle-Tested Comfort: Holds up to workouts, wanderings, and wild ideas

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🌿 Made for: Myth-makers, gym warlords, surrealist thinkers, and anyone who doesn’t mind their legends a little weird and a lot green.

🛒 Don’t wear just a shirt. Wear a creature with a destiny. 🥑🐄🔥

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!