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Dragacado Women's Muscle Tank – For Warriors of Strength & Guacamole πŸ₯‘πŸ‰πŸ”₯

Dragacado Women's Muscle Tank – For Warriors of Strength & Guacamole πŸ₯‘πŸ‰πŸ”₯

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Not all are worthy of the Dragacado’s blessing. This isn’t just a tankβ€”it’s a battle standard, a mark of those who train their bodies and minds in the pursuit of strength, wisdom, and the perfect avocado ripeness.

Forged in the sacred groves of the Guaclands, this muscle tank is said to imbue its wearer with:
πŸ”₯ Unmatched Power – Lift like a beast, slice like a chef, never lose a battle to an unripe avocado.
πŸ”₯ Mythic Endurance – Sweat-wicking fabric keeps you cool whether you’re training or standing in line for bottomless brunch.
πŸ”₯ Legendary Aesthetic – A fit so sculpting, even the Dragacado nods in approval.

Features of This Battle-Ready Attire:

βœ… Light as Fairy Wings, Strong as Dragon Scales – Ultra-breathable, ultra-tough, built for warriors of both gym and guac.
βœ… The Crest of the Dragacado – A high-quality print infused with myth, power, and a little bit of intimidation.
βœ… Cut for Champions – Sleeveless for maximum range of motion, ideal for lifting, flexing, and fending off those who disrespect guacamole.
βœ… Guaranteed Not to Betray You – Unlike your last avocado, this tank will not let you down when you need it most.
βœ… Perfect for Any Battle – Wear it to train, to brunch, or while standing shirtless in the kitchen, contemplating your avocado’s fate.

🌿 Perfect for: Gym warlords, avocado enthusiasts, brunch warriors, and anyone unafraid to wield the might of the Dragacado.

πŸ›’ Claim yours nowβ€”before the Dragacado vanishes into legend once more. πŸš€πŸ₯‘πŸ”₯✨
β€’ 65% polyester, 35% viscose
β€’ Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
β€’ Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
β€’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yΒ² (142 g/mΒ²)
β€’ Relaxed fit
β€’ Low cut armholes
β€’ Curved bottom hem
β€’ Side seams
β€’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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