Warning: wearing this hoodie may cause intense levels of main character energy. Featuring the gloriously surreal Cow Avotaurβa curvy cow goddess with the core of a ripe avocado and the attitude of someone who absolutely knows her guac is extraβthis hoodie is not for the timid.
With her leafy limbs, power pose, and that βdonβt test me, Iβm ripe and readyβ stare, this Avotaur isnβt just a fashion statementβsheβs a full-on moo-d.
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π οΈ Features:
β Ridiculously Soft: Like being hugged by a cloud made of brunch plans.
β Bold Avotaur Print: The queen herself, printed front and center in all her moo-velous glory.
β Unisex Fit: For kings, queens, they/them-things, and avocado royalty of all kinds.
β Endlessly Wearable: For late-night snack runs, chaotic brunches, or just flexing your surreal superiority.
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πΏ Perfect for: Those who dream in weird fruit fusions, live for mythical vibes, and refuse to explain themselves to anyone who eats bland toast.
π Add to cart. Rule the Guaclands. Repeat. π₯π₯π
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
