Prepare yourself for the most powerful, perplexing, and potentially life-altering fashion statement ever: The Avotaur Tee. Half avocado, half minotaur, all questionable science experiment gone right. This absurdly legendary graphic tee brings together mythology, surreal fashion, and an existential crisis into one ridiculously soft package.
Features:
✅ So Comfy It Feels Illegal: Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton that caresses your skin like a mother Avotaur protecting her young.
✅ Eye-Melting Design: Featuring the mightiest Avotaur ever imagined, standing proudly between chaos and guacamole.
✅ Unisex Fit for All Beings: Whether you’re a human, an Avotaur, or some kind of otherworldly produce deity, this shirt fits perfectly.
✅ Print Stronger Than Fate: High-quality ink that lasts longer than an avocado’s existential dread before ripening.
🌿 Perfect for: Streetwear rebels, mythology nerds, avocado worshippers, and those who crave answers to questions no one else is asking.
🛒 Get yours now before the Avotaur vanishes into the void of legend (or a really ambitious smoothie). 🚀🥑🐂
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
