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Avocado Fairy Tank Top – The Chosen Garment of the Brunch Gods 🥑✨🔥
Avocado Fairy Tank Top – The Chosen Garment of the Brunch Gods 🥑✨🔥
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It is said that once every thousand years, an Avocado Fairy descends from the celestial orchards to anoint a worthy soul. Those who receive her blessing are granted unparalleled strength, eternal freshness, and an uncanny ability to find the ripest avocados at precisely the right moment.
If you are reading this, the prophecy speaks of you.
This Avocado Fairy Tank Top is no ordinary apparel—it is a sigil of power, a beacon of mystical energy, a badge that declares you as one of the Avocado Enlightened. It will carry you through trials both great and small—whether you are summoning legendary guacamole, flexing in the mortal gym, or embarking on an odyssey to the realm of bottomless brunch.
Features of This Mythical Relic:
✅ Woven with the Threads of Destiny: Ultra-light, breathable fabric that flows like fairy magic but supports like enchanted armor.
✅ Sculpted for the Divine: A flattering fit that accentuates your form while allowing for maximum mobility—perfect for physical and spiritual gains.
✅ Avocado Fairy Crest: A sigil infused with the whispers of ancient fruit shamans and the echoes of cosmic brunches past.
✅ Immune to the Betrayal of Time: Unlike your last avocado, this print does not fade, rot, or abandon you when you need it most.
✅ Endless Versatility: Wear it to train, to transcend, or to simply make mortals wonder what sacred knowledge you possess.
🌿 Perfect for: Avocado warriors, fairy disciples, brunch champions, and anyone whose presence demands both reverence and intrigue.
🛒 Take up the mantle—before the Avocado Fairy chooses another vessel. 🚀🥑✨🔥
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If you are reading this, the prophecy speaks of you.
This Avocado Fairy Tank Top is no ordinary apparel—it is a sigil of power, a beacon of mystical energy, a badge that declares you as one of the Avocado Enlightened. It will carry you through trials both great and small—whether you are summoning legendary guacamole, flexing in the mortal gym, or embarking on an odyssey to the realm of bottomless brunch.
Features of This Mythical Relic:
✅ Woven with the Threads of Destiny: Ultra-light, breathable fabric that flows like fairy magic but supports like enchanted armor.
✅ Sculpted for the Divine: A flattering fit that accentuates your form while allowing for maximum mobility—perfect for physical and spiritual gains.
✅ Avocado Fairy Crest: A sigil infused with the whispers of ancient fruit shamans and the echoes of cosmic brunches past.
✅ Immune to the Betrayal of Time: Unlike your last avocado, this print does not fade, rot, or abandon you when you need it most.
✅ Endless Versatility: Wear it to train, to transcend, or to simply make mortals wonder what sacred knowledge you possess.
🌿 Perfect for: Avocado warriors, fairy disciples, brunch champions, and anyone whose presence demands both reverence and intrigue.
🛒 Take up the mantle—before the Avocado Fairy chooses another vessel. 🚀🥑✨🔥
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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